The Consequences Of Excess Chocolate

Huh.
So I like chocolate. Big deal. Doesn't everyone?
There are just some of those times when you eat a little more chocolate than you're supposed to, so I'm going to investigate what happens when you eat a little more of that drug than you planned.

Advantages:

1. It tastes nice. Duh.
2. It makes you feel good about yourself.
3. It solves your problems.
4. It's easy to get.
5. It's your best friend.
6. It understands how you feel and is very sympathetic.
7. It doesn't judge.
8. Sometimes, after the "excess chocolate" incident, you fall in love with the next guy you see.

Disadvantages:

1. It makes you feel light-headed.
2. It's sticky.
3. It makes you thirsty.
4. It adds weight.
5. It can betray you.
6. It's bad for your teeth
7. The word "excess"
8. Sometimes, after the "excess chocolate" incident, you fall in love with the next guy you see.

The verdict? Chocolate's good.